In this episode listen to Timmy as he pledges to seek revenge against his arch nemesis the Dirty Hobo for kicking his cat Sir Wigglez. Not even the late great Rodney Dangerfield is safe.

It’s the newest craze hitting the streets since kids started doing whip-its. Want your kid to be the next Biebs or Hannah Montana? I know, you are probably saying to yourself “But my kid is tone deaf and sounds like Marlee Matlin when they try and sing…” That doesn’t matter! All you need is $2000 and a lack of dignity and respect for yourself, child and family and they will auto-tune the shit of your little angles voice! Your kid can sing about being an “Ordinary Pop Star” or teach other young’ins about the days of the week. Did you know that Saturday comes after Friday and then comes Sunday? I wouldn’t have known unless Rebecca Black taught me and let me tell you, once I found out I was so excited. I, I, I so excited!

I give you more drunk chicks. You’re welcome.

Class is getting bat shit hammered at a wedding and passing out on the dance floor.

We have all slept one off  in a tub before in a drunker stuper right?

I am still trying to figure out if she is crying in shame or if she has her hand there just in case she wakes up and starts puking.

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At least she made it to the toilet… Sort of.

A week or so before the wedding I had two separate people (one being Asian) say that I looked Japanese. I laughed it off then, but I am now starting to think it is true as my wife says that the last few nights I will wake up out of a sound sleep, turn to her and start speaking in Japanese. I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so.

If you can find a better deal he’ll kick a puppy and punch a kitten just for yoooooou!