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Archive for March, 2010

“Scarface” the Play – Elementary School Style

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

Elementary school kids doing “Scarface” as a play? Epic! Instead of dropping the F-Bomb they say “fudge”, but they still talk about drugs and murder and re-enact the violence with toy guns. The little kid playing Tony even has a big pile of popcorn on his desk, just like the mountain of coke Al Pacino had in the movie. If my kid came home and said “Dad, we are going to be doing Scarface as a play at school. Can I be in it?” I would cry tears of joy.

Watch the video for its full on awesomeness.

Bully Gets Owned by Caped Crusader

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Real or Fake?  If it is real, the bully kind of deserved it for whaling on that little kid like that. Regardless, this masked kid is a total bad ass.  Discuss!

APB – Serial Farter Alert

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

If you are in the Flint/Grand Blanc area, be on the look out for a Serial Farter who is on the loose. Witness say he likes to stalk his unsuspecting victims at movie theaters and when they are not looking, will walk past them and “fart in their general direction” ala John Cleese. The man has been described as standing roughly 5’9″ tall, in his 60’s, and wears a baseball cap and sunglasses during his crimes of passion. If you spot this man, do not approach him. Instead contact the proper authorities and get away as quickly as possible.

Here is our expert artists rendering of what the man may look like without his hat and glasses disguise.

Weight Loss Update: Week 6

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Not really much to update you on. I was like Jerry Seinfeld this week and broke even; didn’t gain and didn’t lose. I guess that is good right?

Starting Weight: 379.2lbs.
Current Weight: 379.2lbs.
Difference: 0lbs.

Goal Weight: 225.8lbs

Attention–Drunks

Friday, March 19th, 2010

Peter Antal had a problem. His town, the tiny town of Pecica, Romania, is a busy, vibrant town on the border between Romania and Hungary. As such, there are frequently cars traveling through it at all hours of the day and night. This creates as problem, as the biggest road to Hungary also runs right through the center of the town’s night life. So taking a cue from signs he saw in Germany, Mayor Antal installed drunk crossing signs. Emblazoned with a staggering figure holding a bottle, the signs warn in Romanian “Attention–Drunks” and are apparently there not to protect the drunks, but to protect innocent drivers. Talk about an unusual road sign for an unusual problem.

“In recent years… some traffic accidents (have) resulted, in some cases, even with deceased people. We have thought about different options on how we can stop this and we decided that first step was to mount these signs,” said the mayor. “We must warn drivers that sometimes people who have little control over their actions can suddenly appear in the road.”

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